If you’ve never lived here, it’s easy to forget just how far north London is. It’s at 51°30′ N, which means that–at least in terms of latitude–it’s closer to Moscow than to Venice. Vancouver, Seattle, and Zurich are all south of London. Still not clear on how far north this city is? There are parts of Siberia that are south of London.
Fortunately, thanks to the Gulf Stream, London has a far more temperate climate than its geographic sisters. Unfortunately, the Gulf Stream can’t carry sunlight.
In winter, the sun can rise as late as 8AM, and set as early as 4PM. After a summer in which there’s still light in the sky until 9PM, the transition to winter is a brutal one, and this is the time it hits me hardest. In a month or so, I’ll be once again used to getting up before, and staying at work after, the sun does the same. But for now, it’s hard to get out of bed in the morning, let alone stay awake until dinner time.
Another review
To the list of People With Exquisite Taste, add the entire editorial staff of Men’s Edge Magazine.
A review
I am glad to report that students at the University of Connecticut are possessed of excellent taste.
The Government Manual for New Superheroes has apparently also been reviewed in Men’s Edge‘s November issue, and issue 1612 of Comic Buyer’s Guide, but I haven’t seen either of those reviews yet.
Brokeback Mountain
We went to a screening of Brokeback Mountain on Sunday, followed by a Q&A with Ang Lee.
Here’s a brief summary of the Q&A, with the caveat that it is repeated from memory, and all quotes are rough paraphrases…
The moderator started off by asking Lee if he minded that the film seems to be commonly described as a “gay western,” since that’s not entirely accurate. Lee didn’t seem to mind. In fact, he seemed pleased that the film has been widely discussed, and he quoted an entry from a David Letterman Top 10 list of Things To Call A Gay Western: “The Magnificent Seven Inches.”
The moderator mentioned that he had done a similar Q&A with Jake Gyllenhaal, who said that Lee had spent a huge amount of time working with the actors before shooting, but that once the shooting started, nothing. “It was like you’ve been having great sex, and then you get married, and the sex suddenly stops.” Lee thought that was pretty funny. He said that he is “a control freak” during production, and he has too much to focus on in order to pay much attention to the cast at that point in the process. He does like to have a rehearsal process, although “Unlike in rehearsing for theater, you don’t actually want to bring out the best performances during rehearsal; you want to leave something for filming, so that the performances will be fresh.” To that end, Lee likes doing exercises with the actors, and discussing their characters with them, but tries not to over-rehearse the actual scenes.
A question from the audience asked why so many of Lee’s films deal with repressed emotions. “When I made Pride & Prejudice, a lot of people wanted to know how this foreign guy expected to make a film about English culture. Well, for a Chinese director, repressed English people aren’t much of a stretch.”
In response to another audience question, Lee said he had no idea how well this film about gay cowboys would play in small town America. “The meeting with the marketing people was a bit of a reversal. They were very excited about the film and wanted to show it everywhere. I was nervous and asked if we could maybe just release it in the blue states.”
I’m not sure the primarily British audience at the screening knew what a “blue state” was, but it was an interesting session.
Snakes on a Plane: The Blog
I’ve been doing my best to keep my readers informed of the latest Snakes on a Plane news, but one man can only do so much. Fortunately, help is on the way: it’s Snakes on a Plane: The Blog.
It Was The Best of Gilligan Cuts, It Was The Worst of Gilligan Cuts
Last April, John Rogers wrote a post about TV comedy writing jargon over at his always-excellent Kung Fu Monkey. He mentioned a technique called “the Red Dress Cut,” which occurs “when you cut directly from a character declaring there’s no way he’s going to do something, to him doing it, for comedic effect… This name comes from the way it was always described to me: a burly guy saying ‘There’s no way I’m going to get into a red dress and pretend to be your wife’. SMASH CUT to … you get the idea.”
I mentioned to him that I had always heard this technique called “the Gilligan cut,” after the TV show that used it with great frequency. John agreed that that was a more common term, and updated his glossary accordingly.
Of course, neither of us was under the illusion that the writers of Gilligan’s Island invented this technique. I’m fairly certain I’ve seen it used by Abbot & Costello as well as the Three Stooges. If you had asked me, I would have speculated that it was invented very soon after sound came to cinema. It’s hard to imagine it working on stage (where it’s rather difficult to smash cut) or in silent film (where the interposition of title cards would ruin the rhythm of the joke.)
This evening, however, I made a discovery that is going to revolutionize the burgeoning field of Gilligan Cut Historical Studies. I present to you a quote from The Pickwick Papers, first published in 1836:
“I should like to see him,” said Mr. Pickwick.
“See Serjeant Snubbin, my dear Sir!” rejoined Perker, in utter amazement. “Pooh, pooh, my dear Sir, impossible. See Serjeant Snubbin! Bless you, my dear Sir, such a thing was never heard of, without a consultation fee being previously paid, and a consultation fixed. It couldn’t be done, my dear Sir, it couldn’t be done.”
Mr. Pickwick, however, had made up his mind not only that it could be done, but that it should be done; and the consequence was, that within ten minutes after he had received the assurance that the thing was impossible, he was conducted by his solicitor into the outer office of the great Serjeant Snubbin himself.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Unless somebody can find evidence of prior art– perhaps through close examination of The Tale of Genji— I will conclude that the Gilligan Cut was invented by Mr. Charles Dickens, nearly a century before the talkies came into existence.
Now Available for Pre-Order
The Government Manual for New Wizards is now available for pre-order on Amazon.
Just how famous am I?
I just received the following e-mail:
From: Chong Pek Kee
Subject: request an autograph
I would like to request an autographed photo of you. Hope that’s not a problem for you.
Here’s my address:
Peggy Chong
[ADDRESS DELETED]
Perak, Malaysia.
Best wishes,
Peggy
Theoretically speaking, it is entirely possible that Peggy really wants my autograph. Maybe she’s a fan of Yankee Fog or The Government Manual for New Superheroes. Maybe she’s a slightly obsessive fan of Dennis Miller Live. Or maybe she’s a really obsessive fan of The Onion.
Still, the e-mail smells like spam to me, mainly because it’s so generic. Anybody who is enough of a fan of my work to want my autograph would know that I’m about as non-famous as writers get, and would therefore begin with an explanation of why she wanted an autographed photo of me.
If this is spam, though, it’s puzzling spam. Is it part of some art project, to see how many autographed photos one can collect? A sort of fame-based phishing expedition, in which somebody is sending out thousands of e-mails in the hopes that some of them will reach actual celebrities whose autographs are worth having?
Either way, I hope posting here will resolve it. If Peggy is really a big enough Jacob Sager Weinstein fan to have tracked me to my website, she’ll presumably see this post, and perhaps she’ll be kind enough to comment on it and explain why she wants the photo. And if this is just a spam e-mail sent out to vast numbers of people, perhaps some of the other folks who have received it can pipe up.
Snakes On A Plane: The Other T-Shirt
The only thing better than a t-shirt celebrating Snakes on a Plane is a t-shirt that allows you to be the actual plane in question.
Awards screenings kick into high gear
There have been a few scattered “For Your Consideration” screenings here in London already, but they’re now starting to come fast and furious.
This weekend alone, there are screenings of Nanny McPhee, Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Wererabbit, Corpse Bride, March of the Penguins, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and Batman Begins. I’ve seen Batman Begins, and don’t have any particular interest in Nanny McPhee, but I’m looking forward to seeing all the others. I’m not sure I’ll make to any of this weekend’s screenings, but there’s always next weekend… (This weekend’s “Wallace & Gromit” screening, by the way, is clearly aimed at Academy members with kids–it’s on a Sunday morning, they’re giving out four tickets per member instead of the usual two, and they’re promising an opportunity to “meet the costume characters and have your photo taken with them.”)
Of course, not every distributor can afford to rent out West End venues for multiple screenings. The distributors of Le Grand Voyage send out an e-mail reminder of two upcoming Academy screenings, adding, “We are sure you are aware of the considerable costs involved in providing free screenings to BAFTA members. As a small independent distributor, we regret that– apart from the Academy screenings above–we will be unable to offer any further free screenings to members, as the expense is simply too great.” I’m very sympathetic to this, and I plan on seeing the film at one of the two screenings.